Hairy PotHead

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A guy who looks like he got hit by a hairbrush and a bong. He’s like Harry Potter, but instead of fighting wizards, he fights teachers and gets high in the library.
He tried to sneak a joint into the school, but the principal caught him with a hairbrush and a bong.
He said, 'I’m not a wizard, I’m a hair wizard.'
He got detention for smoking in the principal’s office, but he still didn’t stop.
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A stoner who’s also a Muslim or from the Middle East. He’s got the culture, the food, and the weed. He’s like the ultimate combo platter.
He brought kebabs to the smoke session and said, 'This is the ultimate fusion.'
He prayed to Allah and then hit the bong like it was a holy relic.
He told the teacher, 'I’m not lazy, I’m spiritually blessed.'
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