Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly hairy monster that lives in the back end of a woman.

My aunt is a hairy porpoise and smells like old cheese.

That girl in class has the worst hairy porpoise I've ever seen.

He called my mom a hairy porpoise and got tossed out of the house.

2

A bunch of hair growing where it shouldn’t, like a swamp in a woman’s butt.

Her hairy porpoise is so bad, it has its own Instagram.

I saw the hairy porpoise and ran away screaming.

He said my sister’s hairy porpoise was better than his mom’s.

3

A woman’s butt crack with a full-blown hair growth problem.

My grandma’s hairy porpoise could start a fire.

She told me to shut up about her hairy porpoise or she’d slap me.

He got caught staring at her hairy porpoise and got sent to the principal’s office.

4

A woman’s butt hair so thick, it looks like a jungle.

Her hairy porpoise is so wild, it has a name.

He got in trouble for drawing her hairy porpoise on the blackboard.

My mom’s hairy porpoise is so big, it has its own seat.

5

A woman’s butt hair that’s so bad, it’s like a crime scene.

That hairy porpoise is a crime against humanity.

He called my sister’s hairy porpoise a crime scene and got kicked out.

I saw the hairy porpoise and immediately called the cops.

6

A hairy, smelly, and very public part of a woman’s anatomy.

Her hairy porpoise is public knowledge.

He told the whole school about my hairy porpoise.

My mom’s hairy porpoise is famous in the neighborhood.