Hairy Poon Typhoon

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A hairy mess of a snatch that’s leaking like a broken pipe
My cousin’s hair was so long it looked like a forest down there and it was dripping like a waterfall
He saw it and immediately ran out of the room screaming
My friend’s dog tried to lick it and got covered in goo
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A bushy, wet crotch that smells like a landfill in July
She walked in and it hit me like a wave of stank
I almost fainted when I saw it
My brother said it was the worst thing he ever saw
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A swampy, hairy snatch that’s oozing like a volcano
It was so hairy I thought she had a pet goat down there
I couldn’t look at her anymore
My friend laughed so hard he fell off the couch
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