Hairy Poon Typhoon

My cousin’s hair was so long it looked like a forest down there and it was dripping like a waterfall

He saw it and immediately ran out of the room screaming

My friend’s dog tried to lick it and got covered in goo

She walked in and it hit me like a wave of stank

I almost fainted when I saw it

My brother said it was the worst thing he ever saw

It was so hairy I thought she had a pet goat down there

I couldn’t look at her anymore

My friend laughed so hard he fell off the couch