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It’s the hole where your butt lets out fluffy messes when you forget to shave your face. You get dingleberrys if you’re too lazy to wax your eyebrows.
My hairy poo pipe just exploded because I skipped my morning shave.
Why is my hairy poo pipe giving me the side-eye? I didn’t even eat a donut.
I tried to ignore my hairy poo pipe, and now it’s got a sideburn.