Hairy plums

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Two meaty spheres that have never been touched by a blade or a hot wax stick in their entire miserable life, with hair so thick you could braid it and start a riot

My cousin's hairy plums look like they've been growing in the jungle for 20 years

I tried to shave my hairy plums and my face looks like a war zone

My dog smells my hairy plums and runs away screaming

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Balls that look like they’ve been covered in a fur coat and then left in a swamp for years, with hair so long it could be used as a rope to hang someone

My hairy plums are so wild, they have their own zip code

I didn’t realize my hairy plums were alive until they started talking to me

My hairy plums look like they’ve been through a blender and a hurricane

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Two lumps of flesh that look like they’ve been dragged through a forest and never washed again, with hair so thick it’s like a carpet made of dirt and rage

My hairy plums are so hairy, they’ve got their own Instagram

I tried to give my hairy plums a trim and now they’re angry

My hairy plums are so bad, they made my ex cry

by Slangipedia 12d ago