hairy plumber

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when you get stuck with a tongue plug and a bush of butt hair you can’t escape from.

I tried to lick him, but his ass hair was like a prison.

That hairy plumber was the worst part of my morning.

He had more hair than a goat and less shame than a toddler.

when you stick your tongue up someone’s butt and it feels like you’re in a hairball war.

His ass was like a jungle, and my tongue was the only soldier.

I thought I was going to die in that hairy plumber situation.

That was the most hairy and gross thing I’ve ever done.

when your tongue gets stuck in a hairy hole and you can’t get out without a scream and a curse.

I screamed so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

That hairy plumber made me want to quit life.

I was stuck like a noodle in a hairy trap.