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A guy with a face like a shaggy dog tries to make a girl cum using his chin and beard like it's a magic wand.
He said, 'I’m gonna give you the beard special.'
She screamed, 'Your beard is touching my soul!'
He beard-fucked her in the park and no one cared.
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When a man uses his chin and beard to make a woman go nuts like it’s a personal attack.
He said, 'I’m gonna beard-fuck you in front of your mom.'
She said, 'Your beard is giving me a vibe I can’t handle.'
He beard-punched her and she passed out.
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A man’s beard and chin are so strong, they feel like a sexual assault with fur.
He said, 'Your beard is like a hairy hurricane.'
She said, 'I’ve never felt a beard that hard.'
He beard-assaulted her in the elevator.
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