hairy pizza

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Hairy is the stuff you wish you had when you're stuck in a bad relationship. Pizza is the only thing that can save you from crying in the middle of the night.

My ex was hairy and I ate a whole pizza by myself just to forget her.

He said I was hairy and threw pizza at me. I ate it. He lost.

I called my mom hairy and she sent me pizza. I cried. I ate it.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hairy is like your grandma's legs. Pizza is like your grandma's love. You know it's true.

My grandma's hairy and she gave me pizza. I don't know why I still love her.

He called me hairy and I threw pizza at him. He got hairy. I won.

My brother said my dog was hairy. I gave him pizza. He didn't eat it. He's a loser.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hairy is the worst thing you can be. Pizza is the best thing you can eat. You’re welcome.

My teacher said I was hairy and gave me pizza. I failed math but ate it.

She called me hairy. I gave her pizza. She cried. I won.

I got called hairy at the mall. I bought pizza. I felt powerful.

by Slangipedia 2d ago