Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fuzzy little thing that makes you feel like you’ve been kicked by a donkey

My hairy piccolo looks like a spaghetti monster

He sent me a hairy piccolo and I cried

I took a picture of my hairy piccolo and my mom laughed so hard she got a stomach ache

2

A thing that grows on your body and makes you smell like a sweaty gym sock

My hairy piccolo is so big it’s got its own ZIP code

She showed me her hairy piccolo and I ran out of the room

My hairy piccolo is the reason I failed gym class

3

A little fuzzy stick that you hope nobody sees when you’re wearing shorts

I took a selfie with my hairy piccolo and my dog ate the phone

My hairy piccolo is so long it’s got its own GPS

He showed me his hairy piccolo and I almost fainted

4

A thing you wish was invisible during group showers

My hairy piccolo is so hairy it looks like a squirrel’s nest

She used my hairy piccolo as a paintbrush

I tried to hide my hairy piccolo under a hat and it popped out

5

A little fuzzy thing that makes you feel like a weirdo

My hairy piccolo is so big it’s got its own Instagram

He showed me his hairy piccolo and I got a headache

I drew my hairy piccolo and it looked like a monster

6

A thing that makes you feel like you’ve been kicked by a goat

My hairy piccolo is so hairy it’s got its own beard

She used my hairy piccolo to mop the floor

He showed me his hairy piccolo and I ran out of the house