Hairy Phoenix

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When a man with a bushy cock and balls gets a second hard-on like he's been hit by a flaming squirrel.

My uncle had a hairy phoenix after eating three pies and watching cat videos.

He got a hairy phoenix in the middle of the grocery store.

My dad had a hairy phoenix while trying to explain why he didn't pay taxes.

When a man with a bushy cock and balls gets a second hard-on so strong it looks like he’s about to explode.

My cousin had a hairy phoenix while trying to text his ex.

He got a hairy phoenix in the middle of a Zoom call.

My neighbor had a hairy phoenix while arguing with his dog.

When a man with a hairy cock and balls gets a second hard-on so bad it feels like a thousand squirrels are biting him.

My brother had a hairy phoenix while eating pizza and watching horror movies.

He had a hairy phoenix during a group project in school.

My uncle had a hairy phoenix while trying to sneak out of the house.