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a butt-loving writer who wears pants like a toilet seat
He wrote a book about aliens coming out of his butt and screaming.
His pants got soaked during a lunch break.
He called his editor 'my anal co-pilot.'
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the guy who turns every book into a butt party
He wrote a romance between a toilet and a spaceship.
He got fired for using the office printer as a butt.
He proposed to his editor during a butt-fest.
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a guy who thinks his butt is a kingdom and he’s the king
He wrote a thesis on butt politics.
He got into a fight over who had the best butt.
He wore a crown made of toilet paper to a book signing.
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a man who writes stories and leaks them from his butt
He wrote a horror book about butt aliens taking over the world.
He spilled his lunch on his pants during a presentation.
He told his agent, 'I don’t need a publisher, I’ve got a butt.'
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a writer who uses his butt as a plot device and a bathroom
He wrote a mystery novel with the clues coming out of his butt.
He got arrested for defacing a public toilet.
He had a meeting with his editor and a bunch of butt aliens.
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a guy who thinks his butt is a superhero and he’s the sidekick
He wrote a comic book about his butt fighting aliens.
He wore a cape made of toilet paper to a book launch.
He told his fans, 'My butt doesn’t need a hero, it’s already a legend.'