hairy pepperonis

I tried to eat a hairy pepperoni and it felt like my mouth was being pulled by a goat.

My pizza had hairy pepperonis and I’m not even mad I threw it at my brother.

That hairy pepperoni looked like it had a beard and a bad attitude.

I ate a hairy pepperoni and now I’m questioning why I ever left my mom’s house.

That hairy pepperoni looked like it had a second job.

I took one bite of that hairy pepperoni and I’m ready to drop out of school.

That hairy pepperoni looked like it was going to start a rock band and leave the others behind.

I swear that hairy pepperoni was trying to get me to join a group.

The hairy pepperoni was the most stylish one on the whole pizza.