Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone

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a cursed version of the Harry Potter book where the main character has a hairy penis and a kidney stone instead of a magic stone
I read this book and now I have nightmares about kidney stones and hairy penises.
My kid brought this to school and the principal called the cops.
This is the worst book ever. It’s like Harry Potter got hit by a bus and a kidney stone.
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a dirty version of Harry Potter where the Sorcerer’s Stone is replaced with a kidney stone and a hairy penis
My mom read this and now she won’t stop talking about kidney stones.
This book is so bad, my dog threw up.
I tried to read it, but I had to go to the bathroom three times.
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the Harry Potter book but with a hairy penis and a kidney stone in the middle of it, like it’s cursed
I read it during lunch and now my friends think I’m weird.
This book is so bad, my teacher banned it.
I tried to read it and my brain exploded.
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