Hairy Pear

My girlfriend called it a 'hairy pear' and I didn't know what she was talking about until she showed me her phone.

He said it looked like a hairy pear and I laughed until I cried.

I told my dad it was a hairy pear and he asked if I was being sarcastic.

My guy friend said his hairy pear looked like it was about to burst.

I told my crush he had a hairy pear and he blushed like a tomato.

My brother called mine a hairy pear and I threw a pillow at him.

She said I had a hairy pear and I told her to shut up.

I got called out for my hairy pear during a group project.

My girlfriend made me look at my hairy pear in the mirror and I died a little inside.