Hairy Paughter

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A gross joke people make when talking about Harry Potter, usually meaning someone's junk.

'I bet Voldemort had a hairy paugher too!'

'Why did Snape fail Potions? He had a hairy paugher!'

'If Harry had a hairy paugher, he’d have been a wizard and a half!'

A dirty word used when people get too rowdy talking about Harry Potter, like they're describing someone's private parts.

'You guys are going to get detention for saying hairy paugher in the library!'

'I drew a hairy paugher on the blackboard!'

'Why is the Sorting Hat so loud? It has a hairy paugher!'

A loud, stupid joke that pops up anytime Harry Potter is mentioned, and it's all about someone's smelly bits.

'Dumbledore had a hairy paugher so big, it scared the phoenix!'

'I got in trouble for saying hairy paugher in front of my mom!'

'Why did Hagrid get expelled? He had a hairy paugher!'

A cringey, low-class way of making fun of Harry Potter, like you're talking about someone's most embarrassing body part.

'I made a poster of Harry Potter with a hairy paugher!'

'Why did the Dursleys hate Harry? He had a hairy paugher!'

'I got a detention for drawing a hairy paugher on the wall!'

A loud, dumb joke that people yell when they're too drunk or too bored talking about Harry Potter, and it's about someone's smelly bits.

'I got in trouble for saying hairy paugher at the end of the year!'

'Why is the Hogwarts Express so loud? It has a hairy paugher!'

'I used a hairy paugher in my essay and got an F!'

A stupid joke you make when you're too tired to think straight, and it's about Harry Potter and someone's smelly bits.

'I told my teacher a hairy paugher joke and got sent to the office!'

'Why did the troll eat the professor? He had a hairy paugher!'

'I made a Harry Potter meme about a hairy paugher!'