hairy paintbrush

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When you rub your butt cheeks in paint and slap it on someone’s face like they owe you money.

My cousin did this to me during a math quiz. I got a D and a face full of green paint.

He did this to his teacher because she gave him a pop quiz on Fridays.

I did this to my brother after he ate my homework.

When you stick your fingers in a can of spray paint and shoot it at someone’s face like they’re your enemy.

My friend did this to me during lunch. I looked like a monster for the rest of the day.

She did this to her crush and he ran out of the room crying.

He did this to his dad after he yelled at him for getting a C.

When you take a paintbrush full of poop and smear it across someone’s nose like you’re trying to kill them.

I did this to my sister because she stole my snacks.

He did this to his mom after she grounded him for a week.

She did this to her teacher because she made her write 100 times, 'I will not talk during class.'