Hairy-owl

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A librarian who lets their pubic hair grow so long it looks like they’ve been stuck in a bush for years

I saw the hairy-owl in the library. They had a book and a bush.

That librarian looks like they got lost in a forest and never came back.

The hairy-owl is the reason I now fear the library.

A librarian who’s got so much pubic hair, it’s like they’ve been sitting on a wild animal for a decade

The hairy-owl gave me a book and a stare that could melt ice cream.

I think the hairy-owl is part wolf, part librarian.

That librarian is so hairy, they could start a new animal species.

A librarian whose pubic hair is so wild, it’s like they’ve been living in a jungle for 20 years

The hairy-owl came in and I almost ran out of the library.

That librarian looks like they’ve been wrestling a bear in the woods.

I asked for a book, got a hairy-owl and a life lesson.