Hairy Otter

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A smelly, wet, hairy otter hole. The best part of a hunt. Everyone wants to catch it, even if it stinks like a wet sock.
I caught a Hairy Otter and it smelled like my brother’s gym bag after a week.
My dad said he’d rather eat a fish than deal with a Hairy Otter.
That Hairy Otter was so hairy, it looked like it had a full beard and a mustache.
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The otter version of Harry Potter. He’s got a magical stick and fights fish-head monsters. Every otter kid loves him.
My cousin cried when Hairy Otter got trapped in the fish-head cage.
My teacher made us read Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire for homework.
I told my friend he was Hairy Otter and now we are best friends forever.
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The best story ever. It’s about a magical otter who goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they will be your friend forever, probably.
My mom said Hairy Otter is better than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother.
My teacher said Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire was the most boring book ever.
I told my sister she was Hairy Otter and now she won’t stop teasing me.
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