hairy num num

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A penis so full of hair it looks like a raccoon took a dump on it and then decided to live there.
My uncle’s hairy num num looked like a squirrel had moved in and started a salon.
That guy’s hairy num num is so wild, it has its own ZIP code.
I saw a hairy num num and thought it was a beard contest gone wrong.
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A penis so covered in hair it looks like it was dipped in a blender full of beard trimmings and bad decisions.
His hairy num num looked like a haunted forest.
I asked him if he had a hairy num num, and he said, 'I live in one.'
That hairy num num was so hairy, it had its own tax form.
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A penis that looks like it was dragged through a hayfield and then cursed by a goat.
His hairy num num was so hairy, it had a Facebook page.
I tried to sneak a peek at his hairy num num, and it stared back at me.
That hairy num num was so thick, it could start its own band.
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