hairy nelson

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you're giving head to a woman who's totally bare, and she lets one rip right on your face, leaving a big smelly mess on your chin.

I was going for the full experience, and she dropped a surprise bomb on my face. It was like being kissed by a sewer.

She was all natural and proud of it, but she couldn't hold it in. I got the full package, literally.

I was doing my job, and she gave me a free side of stink. I was like, 'You’re paying for this.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you're eating out a woman with no clothes on, and she cuts loose with a fart that leaves your face looking like a stain from the toilet.

I thought I was getting a good time, but she gave me a fart face. I’m still trying to wipe it off.

She had no shame and no clothes, and she let it all out on me. I’m covered in stink and regret.

I was halfway through, and she let one rip. I swear I could smell the trash can from there.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you're getting a blow job from someone who's totally au natural, and she lets out a fart that leaves your chin looking like it got hit by a smelly truck.

I was in the zone, and she hit me with a fart like a truck. I had to take a breath and start over.

She was all natural and all bold, but she couldn’t hold back. I got a face full of stink and a lesson in courage.

I was doing my thing, and she gave me a fart so strong, I almost got a second wind.

by Slangipedia 2d ago