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Shave your junk, make a pile, get head, blow your load in her face, then glue her face with your hair like a crazy person.
My cousin tried to be cool and ended up looking like a raccoon with a face full of hair.
He came in the room like a beast and covered her in his junk hair like it was a war crime.
She looked like a monster after he threw his hair at her face like a grenade.