hairy muff

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A fancy way of saying 'Yeah, whatever' but with more attitude and less respect

'Hairy muff,' he said, staring at her like she'd insulted his grandma.

'Hairy muff,' I muttered, trying not to laugh at my friend's embarrassment.

She said 'hairy muff' and walked away like I'd just asked her to do a TikTok dance in public.

A girl's pubic area that looks like it's been neglected for decades and is not happy about it

'Oh no, she has a hairy muff,' I whispered, trying not to laugh.

He stared at her hairy muff like it had personally ruined his life.

She had a hairy muff so bad, it made my friend vomit.

A disaster that happens when you go down on a girl and she hasn't shaved in years

'She had a hairy muff so bad, I thought I'd be stuck there for life.'

He tried to go down on her, and it turned into a hairy muff nightmare.

She had a hairy muff and a bad attitude, and I didn't like either of them.

A lazy person's way of saying 'Okay, whatever' but with more attitude and less effort

'Hairy muff,' he said, like he'd just been told the world was ending.

She said 'hairy muff' and walked away like she'd just won a fight with a raccoon.

He said 'hairy muff' and I knew he was never coming back.

A cocky way of saying 'Okay, fine' but with a bit of London flair and a lot of attitude

'Hairy muff,' he said, like he was the king of the world.

She said 'hairy muff' and I knew she'd just insulted my entire family.

He said 'hairy muff' and I knew he was never coming back.

A funny way to say 'Okay, whatever' but with a bit of profanity and a lot of attitude

'Hairy muff,' he said, like he'd just been told the world was ending.

She said 'hairy muff' and I knew she was never coming back.

He said 'hairy muff' and I knew he was never coming back.