Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a sweaty pit full of hair that smells like old socks

I saw my cousin’s hairy mott and almost passed out.

My mom’s hairy mott looks like a raccoon ate a hairbrush.

He walked into the room and said, ‘That hairy mott is gonna be the death of me.’

2

a bush so thick you could hide a goat in it

My brother’s hairy mott is like a jungle.

She had a hairy mott that looked like it was on fire.

He said his girlfriend’s hairy mott was so big it had its own zip code.

3

a hairy mess that looks like it was dragged through a hedge

My dad’s hairy mott looks like it was attacked by a beaver.

She walked in with a hairy mott that made everyone laugh.

He showed me his hairy mott and said, ‘This is my pride.’

4

a patch of hair so wild it has its own personality

My sister’s hairy mott is so wild it could start a band.

He said his hairy mott was the reason he failed gym class.

That hairy mott looked like it had a life of its own.

5

a pubic region that looks like it was hacked by a haircutter with a grudge

Her hairy mott looked like it had been through a war.

He said his hairy mott was so bad it had a nickname.

I walked in and said, ‘What did you do to your hairy mott?’

6

a bush so big it has its own GPS

Her hairy mott is so big it could get lost in a forest.

He said his hairy mott had a map and everything.

That hairy mott could lead a caravan.