Hairy Morris

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When someone lies about good news and it turns out to be the worst possible news, like finding out your dad's been cheating for 10 years.

My teacher said I passed, but I failed. Hairy Morris.

He said he'd give me a blowjob if I did his homework. I did it. He pulled my hair out.

My mom told me I could skip chores. I did. Then I got a Hairy Morris.

When you get a blowjob and then the guy rips your pubic hair out like it's a punishment from God.

He promised me a blowjob. I got a Hairy Morris instead.

I was about to cum. He pulled my hair out. I cried.

My boyfriend said it would be fun. It was a Hairy Morris.

When you get tricked into thinking you're getting something good, but you end up getting something that feels like a fire ant attack.

I thought it was a massage. It was a Hairy Morris.

He said it was a surprise. It was a Hairy Morris.

I got a Hairy Morris instead of a date.

Getting a blowjob and then getting your pubic hair yanked out like you're a prisoner in a hair salon.

He gave me a blowjob. Then he yanked my hair out. I got a Hairy Morris.

I was excited. Then I got a Hairy Morris.

He said it was going to be fun. It was a Hairy Morris.

When you think you're getting a good deal, but it turns out to be the worst kind of punishment ever.

I thought I was getting a blowjob. I got a Hairy Morris.

He said it was going to be easy. It was a Hairy Morris.

I got a Hairy Morris instead of a good time.