hairy moose knuckle

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A big lady's fuzzy pig leg that smells like old socks
My aunt's hairy moose knuckle is like a jungle in there.
He said it looked like a raccoon had moved in.
I saw it and ran out of the room screaming.
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A woman's hairy leg that looks like it was hit by a truck
That hairy moose knuckle is the reason I didn't eat breakfast.
It’s like a hairy leg from a monster.
She showed it to me and I cried.
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A big fuzzy leg that makes you want to throw up
I saw it and immediately wanted to go home.
He called it a hairy moose knuckle and I laughed until I cried.
My mom’s hairy moose knuckle is famous in our town.
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