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A giant fuzzy meat stick that looks like a moose's ass, but way more embarrassing.

My uncle has one. He shows it off at family reunions like it's the Eiffel Tower.

She screamed when she saw it. It was like a horror movie came to life.

He tried to hide it under a blanket. It poked through like a cocky kid at a party.

A hairy meat pole that could probably kick your ass and still have energy to spare.

He said he had a hairy moose cock. I believed him when he showed it to me.

She called him out for lying. He pulled it out like it was a sword.

He used it to fling spaghetti at the wall. It stuck.

A giant fuzzy meat stick that looks like it was raised by moose and taught how to curse.

He called it his pride. It was like a moose had a tattoo of his face.

She asked if it was alive. He said it had a moose for a best friend.

He used it to beat the mailman. The mailman ran away screaming.