Hairy Monkey

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A guy preps for a messy romp by shaving his junk and tossing the hairs near his lover. Then he goes full beast mode by blasting his cum all over her face before flinging his hairs everywhere like a lunatic, turning her into a hairy monkey.
My man just turned my face into a hairy monkey. I look like a cursed squirrel.
He cummed on my face and threw hairs like he was in a war.
After the hairy monkey look, I walked out like I was the winner of a grossness contest.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A dude who looks like he just pulled a sweater over his head after taking off his shirt. Basically a human sweater vest.
He looked like a hairy monkey wearing a sweater. I couldn’t stop laughing.
He came in looking like a human sweater vest. I thought he was a weirdo.
He’s the human version of a hairy monkey wearing a sweater.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Shave your junk, blast your cum on her face, then toss your hairs everywhere. Now she looks like a hairy monkey, not a human being.
She looked like a hairy monkey after I did my thing. I was proud.
He turned me into a hairy monkey with his cum and hairs. I was grossed out.
After his cum and hairs, I looked like a hairy monkey. I felt like a monster.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Starts with the Gorilla Mask. Then it gets hairy. Then it turns into a monkey.
The Gorilla Mask started it all. Then it turned into a hairy monkey.
From Gorilla Mask to hairy monkey. I was confused.
He started with a Gorilla Mask, ended up as a hairy monkey. It was wild.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When someone takes a photo of their butt and saves it on their phone like it’s a treasure.
He saved a butt photo on his phone like it was a treasure. I was weirded out.
She took a butt pic and saved it. I thought she was crazy.
He has a butt photo on his phone like it's his life's work.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The place between your legs that hasn’t been trimmed in a while. It’s like a jungle in there.
My junk hasn’t been trimmed in weeks. It’s a jungle in there.
She had a jungle between her legs. I was grossed out.
His junk looked like a jungle. It was wild.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Weed, grass, or pot. The stuff that gets you high and makes you talk nonsense.
I smoked some hairy monkey and talked nonsense. It was wild.
She ate a hairy monkey and started dancing like a lunatic.
He hit the hairy monkey and started talking to the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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