Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person who let their pubic hair grow so long it looks like a forest exploded in there.

My cousin hasn't shaved in three years. He looks like a raccoon took a nap in his pants.

She came to the party and I swear her legs had a beard.

My dog is cleaner than my uncle's crotch.

2

Someone who lets their pubic hair grow until it looks like a tangled mess of spaghetti.

His pubic hair was so long, it looked like he had a goat in there.

She had so much hair, I thought she was wearing a wig down there.

My brother’s crotch looked like a nest after a storm.

3

A person who hasn’t touched their pubic hair since the last ice age.

He hasn’t shaved in so long, I think he’s trying to grow a new species.

Her pubic hair was so thick, it had its own zip code.

My dad’s crotch hair is so long, it’s starting to get a job.

4

Someone who lets their pubic hair grow until it looks like a wild animal took over.

He looks like a bear ran through his crotch and left a mess.

Her pubic hair was so wild, it had a life of its own.

My uncle’s crotch hair is so long, it’s trying to take over the world.

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A person who lets their pubic hair grow until it’s like a jungle in there.

His crotch looks like the Amazon rainforest exploded in there.

She had so much hair, I thought it was a new kind of yoga.

My brother’s pubic hair is so thick, it’s starting to breathe.

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Someone who lets their pubic hair grow so long, it looks like a new kind of beard.

He’s got a beard down there so long, it’s making my eyes water.

Her pubic hair is so long, it’s got its own chin.

My dad’s crotch hair is so long, it’s getting a mustache.