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When your butt hair decides it's time to come back after you shaved it off on Saturday night.
My morning started with a scream and a mirror.
I looked like a raccoon that got electrocuted.
My roommate called me a 'furry disaster'.
Hairy Monday
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That annoying feeling when your pubes sprout back like a zombie army after you killed them on Saturday.
I felt like I was being tickled by a million tiny monsters.
I couldn't focus at work because my crotch was rebelling.
My pants were giving me the side-eye.
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When you realize you're back to being a hairy beast after you shaved off your Saturday night glory.
I looked in the mirror and said, 'What the hell is this?'
I tried to hide my legs under my desk at work.
My dog stared at me like I had turned into a monster.