Hairy Miffy

My sister’s Hairy Miffy looks like a forest exploded in her crotch.

He said my Hairy Miffy was so wild, it had its own ZIP code.

I told my ex, 'Your Hairy Miffy is so big, it’s got its own Instagram page.'

My Hairy Miffy is so thick, it could block traffic.

She said my Hairy Miffy looked like it was grown in a landfill.

He texted me, 'Your Hairy Miffy is so messy, I think it’s hiding a secret.'

My Hairy Miffy is so bad, it gave my dog a complex.

He said my Hairy Miffy looked like it was cursed by a witch.

I told my friend, 'Your Hairy Miffy is so hairy, it’s got its own postcode.'