Hairy Mexican Ortiz

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A gross version of a threeway where two grumpy old ladies slap their saggy cunts on a wrinkly old dude like he’s a meat pie.

My grandma and her best friend tried this and ended up fighting over who got to eat the last slice of pie.

My uncle said it looked like a grandma version of a group sex party.

I saw it on a dating app and it said 'No farts, no promises.'

When two tired milfs use their big vaginas to rub an old man’s face like he’s a mop.

My cousin’s aunt did this at a bingo game and it smelled like old cheese.

The guy cried because he thought it was a birthday surprise.

It was so bad the mailman refused to deliver the mail.

A smelly love session where two ancient milfs give an old man a pubic massage that smells like old socks and regret.

My grandpa said it was like getting a foot massage from a dead raccoon.

It was so smelly the dog ran away.

The whole neighborhood got a free sniff test.