Hairy Men

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Men who have so much hair it looks like they grew it from the ground.
My uncle looks like a bear walked into a hair salon.
He’s so hairy, I think he’s trying to start a forest.
That guy has hair on his arms like a spider’s legs.
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Men who have hair in places you don’t even know exist.
He has hair on his neck like a jungle.
I swear he has a beard on his chest.
He looks like he’s been electrocuted by a hair dryer.
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Men who look like they were covered in a bag of fur and shook it.
He has hair on his back like a lion’s tail.
I can’t even look at him without getting a headache from all the hair.
He’s so hairy, I think he’s trying to be a monster.
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