hairy meat

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When you try to shave and your hair gets stuck to your junk because you're sweating like a pig in a sauna.

My razor got stuck to my dick like a glue trap. I looked like a hairless chicken with a hairy leg.

Shaving at 3 a. m. made my junk look like a hairball from hell.

I tried to shave and my hair got stuck to my junk. Now I look like a raccoon with a beard.

Hairy meat patties are college sorority girls who have vaginas full of hair and possibly a bunch of old shampoo bottles or a fist.

That girl’s vagina looks like a hair salon exploded in there.

I think she stuffed her vagina with shampoo bottles and a cheeseburger.

Her vaginal hair is so thick, I swear it’s a new kind of meat.

A hairy vagina that people think is from the meat sweats, but it’s just from bad hygiene and too much pub hair.

She said she had the meat sweats, but it was just her pub hair growing wild.

Her vaginal hair looked like a forest. No one could tell if it was from the meat sweats or just laziness.

She had the meat sweats, or she just didn’t shower for a month.

An old man’s junk that looks like it's been stuck in a blender with a bunch of hair.

That old man’s junk looks like it’s been in a blender with a whole bunch of hair.

He must have used his junk as a mop. It's got more hair than a goat.

His junk is like a hairball from a dog that also eats old socks.