Hairy Mclary

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A girl named Clara who has so much hair it looks like she got hit by a hedge trimmer and a hurricane.
Clara walked in and everyone whispered, 'Is that a squirrel or is that Clara?'
She tried to brush her hair but it just looked like a forest fire happened.
Her hair was so wild, it made the dog run away.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A tiny dog who hangs out with a snooty schnauzer and a muffin-eating midget.
The dog wore a tiny scarf and called Schnitzle von Crum 'Sir.'
He once tried to eat Muffin McLay's muffin and got a face full of crumbs.
He’s the only dog who can keep up with Schnitzle’s drama.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairy version of Muff who looks like he rolled in a bush and a pile of dirt.
He walks like he just got out of a mud bath and a wrestling match.
His hair is so thick, it looks like he’s got a raccoon in his head.
He once tried to shake hands and it looked like he was trying to hug a tree.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The act of licking an old man’s butt, which is so hairy it looks like a goat took a bath in a chicken coop.
He licked it so hard, the old man thought he was trying to eat him.
It was so hairy, it felt like licking a fuzzy potato.
He did it in front of the whole family and no one said a word.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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