Hairy Mayonnaise

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When a woman squirts like a fire hose because she’s having the best sex of her life and it’s so good it feels like a holy experience.

My girlfriend just peed on my chest and it was glorious.

I woke up to a pool of liquid love and a very smug woman.

He was so turned on he passed out and it sprayed everywhere.

When a man comes all over someone’s face like it’s a breakfast buffet and the sandwich is going to be legendary.

He jizzed in my eyes and now I can see the future.

I got a face full of cum and it was like a surprise birthday party.

My friend got a big load on his forehead and it looked like a pizza.