Hairy Manilow

My math teacher is a hairy Manilow, and I’m not even mad about it.

He said I’d be a hairy Manilow when I grow up. I already hate my life.

My cousin’s pet rat is a hairy Manilow, and it’s got a tiny mustache.

My mom says my uncle is a hairy Manilow, and I believe her.

My gym teacher called me a hairy Manilow during PE. I ran three laps.

My friend’s goldfish is a hairy Manilow. It eats bread crumbs and stares at me.

My brother’s friend is a hairy Manilow, and he cries every time he eats pizza.

My dog is a hairy Manilow, and it barks at my math homework.

My grandma told me I was a hairy Manilow when I was born. I’m still mad about it.