hairy-man salsa

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It’s when you blow your load on a lady’s snatch and her pubes get all glued to your cum like a hairy mess

I tried to clean her up, but it looked like a hairy cum explosion.

She laughed so hard she spilled her drink on my hairy-man salsa.

He said it was the worst cum ever, and I believed him.

It’s when you dump your jizz on her snatch and her pubic hairs get stuck to your sperm like a hairy glue job

She looked like a hairy cum sandwich after I finished.

He texted me, 'I can’t even look at her anymore.'

Her mom came in and asked what the hell was going on.

It’s when you cum all over her snatch and her pubic hairs get stuck to your sperm like a hairy cum trap

I had to help her out of the shower because it was too hairy.

She was stuck to me like a hairy cum monster.

He said it was like a hairy cum horror movie.