Hairy London

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A Hairy London is when a guy blasts his cum on a girl's upper lip and then sticks his pubes on it like it's a fancy beard.
He said it was a 'beard upgrade' and I still don't know what that means.
She tried to wipe it off but it was like a glue job.
He laughed and said, 'Now you're a Londoner.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy London happens when a dude sprays his jizz on a girl's upper lip and then uses his pubes to make it look fancy.
He called it 'face art' and I called it a disaster.
She tried to eat it and it was like a bad breakfast.
He said, 'You’re now a hairy queen.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy London is when a guy shoots his cum on a girl's upper lip and then glues his pubes there like it's a mustache.
She said it was 'the worst facial hair ever.'
He said it was a 'mustache transformation.'
It looked like a raccoon had a party on her face.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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