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Getting married to a goldfish with a bad prostate without asking and doing the WAP dance while dingle berries hang from the ceiling like decorations. You gotta sing a song and then kiss those berries while they float out of nowhere.
My goldfish husband had a prostate infection and still wanted to dance.
I sang a lullaby to dingle berries and they floated up my nose.
The roof gods were mad because I didn’t offer enough berries.