Hairy Lincoln

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the only thing that could make your wallet look like a sad hairball

My mom just gave me a Hairy Lincoln and said it was a 'gift', I know what that means.

I tried to buy a snack with a Hairy Lincoln and got looked at like I had a disease.

That Hairy Lincoln is the only thing keeping me from crying in the grocery store.

the saddest excuse for a bill that ever tried to be cool

My dad gave me a Hairy Lincoln and said it was 'for my future', I'm still waiting.

I used a Hairy Lincoln to pay for my lunch and got extra side eyes from the cashier.

That Hairy Lincoln is so old it probably has a beard.

a bill that looks like it got run over by a goat

I tried to pay with a Hairy Lincoln and the machine just laughed at me.

My teacher gave me a Hairy Lincoln and said it was 'for my trouble', I didn't even do anything wrong.

That Hairy Lincoln is so faded it looks like it's been through a war.