Hairy Legz

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When your legs look like a raccoon got into a hair salon and didn’t pay.

My legs are so hairy, I could start a band called ‘Legs of Fury.’

I have more hair on my legs than my ex has on his head.

My legs are so hairy, I think I’m growing a second pair of pants.

When your legs are like a bush and you're begging for a trim.

My legs are so hairy, I could hide a whole family in there.

I look like I’ve been electrocuted by a hair dryer.

I have a forest on my legs and I’m not afraid to show it.

When your legs look like they’ve been dragged through a hedge and then cursed by a witch.

My legs are so hairy, I could start a wrestling match with a goat.

I have so much leg hair, I think I'm growing a beard on my knees.

My legs are like a lion’s mane, and I’m not sorry.