hairy lassoo

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a smelly, sweaty hole you wish you could plug with your finger
My cousin's hairy lassoo smells like old socks and regret.
She walked into the room and her hairy lassoo hit me like a fart in a phone booth.
He told me to shut up, but I couldn't stop laughing at his hairy lassoo.
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the thing you hope never sees the light of day again
My grandma's hairy lassoo is the reason I don't eat breakfast cereal anymore.
He took off his pants and I saw his hairy lassoo and I ran out of the room.
She said it was just a little bit of hair, but it was her hairy lassoo.
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a cursed part of your body that you blame for all your problems
I blame my hairy lassoo for my bad grades and my bad decisions.
He said he'd never be caught dead with his hairy lassoo showing.
I told her to stop talking about her hairy lassoo, but she wouldn't shut up.
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