hairy lassoo

My cousin's hairy lassoo smells like old socks and regret.

She walked into the room and her hairy lassoo hit me like a fart in a phone booth.

He told me to shut up, but I couldn't stop laughing at his hairy lassoo.

My grandma's hairy lassoo is the reason I don't eat breakfast cereal anymore.

He took off his pants and I saw his hairy lassoo and I ran out of the room.

She said it was just a little bit of hair, but it was her hairy lassoo.

I blame my hairy lassoo for my bad grades and my bad decisions.

He said he'd never be caught dead with his hairy lassoo showing.

I told her to stop talking about her hairy lassoo, but she wouldn't shut up.