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a kumquat that looks like it got into a fight with a hedgehog and lost
My cousin's kumquat looked like it had a rash from hell.
That fruit is so hairy, it could start a cult.
I think my kumquat is trying to be a werewolf.
hairy kumquat
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a human who looks like a sausage link with arm extensions and no brains
That guy at the gym looks like a hairy kumquat trying to bench press a brick wall.
My uncle is a hairy kumquat and he still thinks he's a rock star.
If you see someone with arms like telephone poles, run.
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a bird that looks like it got stuck in a sock drawer and came out screaming
That finch is so hairy, it could be a member of a boy band.
I saw a hairy kumquat at the park and it was singing opera.
That bird is so weird, it might be cursed.