hairy knuckles

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Hair on your knuckles. You’re a stupid idiot who thinks that’s cool.

My knuckles look like a raccoon’s butt. I’m not even proud.

I showed my knuckles to my mom. She said I looked like a weirdo.

My teacher called me a ‘knuckle-fart’ because I had hair on my knuckles.

A girl gives a guy a hand-job and then kicks him in the balls when he’s about to cum.

He was about to cum, then she kicked him. He cried like a baby.

I was doing a hand-job and then she kicked me. I didn’t cum. I screamed.

He said he was going to cum, then she kicked him. He fell over.

A big woman’s hair growing out of her vagina like a mad scientist’s experiment.

Her vagina looked like a hairball. I didn’t even know that was possible.

I saw her in the mirror. Her vagina had hair. I ran away.

She had more hair on her vagina than I had on my head.

You look like a mad bull dyke with a German Shepherd, and your boy crush fills a giant hand with candy and shoves it up your butt.

My crush filled a giant hand with candy and shoved it up my butt. I cried like a baby.

He filled a hand with Werther’s candy and shoved it up my butt. I passed out.

My crush made a giant hand with candy and shoved it up my butt. I screamed like a banshee.