Hairy Kipper

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A bald, angry herring that got split open like a cheap suitcase. It lives in the deepest, dirtiest part of the ocean and probably hates your whole family.
My dog saw a hairy kipper in the trash and had a meltdown.
The hairy kipper was so deep, even the ocean got annoyed.
He saw a hairy kipper and started crying about his childhood.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you’re so mad you feel like you could punch a herring in the face. It’s like being triggered but with more yelling and less therapy.
She got a hairy kipper when her coffee was cold.
He had a hairy kipper because his pants were on fire.
The teacher had a hairy kipper when the class talked back.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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