hairy jungle of love

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A man’s (or sometimes a woman’s) wild hair that grows from the belly button all the way down past the sack and into the douch, like a hairy beast took over.
My uncle’s hairy jungle of love looks like a raccoon crawled inside him.
She’s got a hairy jungle of love so thick, it’s like she’s got a forest down there.
I saw my dad’s hairy jungle of love and it looked like he had a beard on his butt.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The crazy hair that grows from the belly button down to the douch, like a man’s got a jungle growing where it shouldn’t.
My brother’s hairy jungle of love is so bad, he looks like a hairy monster.
She’s got a hairy jungle of love so wild, it’s like a jungle exploded in her pants.
My dad’s hairy jungle of love is so long, it could be a pet.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man (or woman) with a whole forest of hair growing from his belly button down past his sack and into his douch, like he was born with a beard on his butt.
My uncle’s hairy jungle of love is so bad, it looks like he’s got a tree growing out of him.
She’s got a hairy jungle of love so thick, it’s like she’s got a beard on her butt and a forest on her legs.
My dad’s hairy jungle of love is so long, it could be a rug.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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