hairy johnson

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A Hairy Johnson happens when a guy shaves his pubes and glues them to his penis. Then a girl licks it like it’s a hairy burrito and screams because it’s so gross.
My cousin tried a Hairy Johnson and cried like a baby.
That guy’s Hairy Johnson looked like a fuzzy taco.
She said it tasted like a raccoon’s butt.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Hairy Johnson is when a man takes all his pubes and puts them on his dick like a hairy rug. Then a girl chews it and says it tastes like a dead animal.
He did a Hairy Johnson and it looked like a pubescent beard.
She bit the Hairy Johnson and it came out in chunks.
His Hairy Johnson made me want to throw up.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Hairy Johnson is when a guy glues his pubes to his penis and then a girl licks it like it's a hairy sock. It's so bad it makes you want to punch the guy.
His Hairy Johnson looked like a pubescent squirrel.
She said it tasted like a dirty sock and a dead fish.
I saw a Hairy Johnson and it made me laugh until I peed.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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