Hairy Jerry

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You rip out your girlfriend's pubes and glue them to your face with school glue and then go to town on her like she’s a goddamn snack while using your new facial hair to rub her clit like it’s a fucking massage.
My ex did this and I still have a scar on my face from the glue.
I glued my girl's pubes to my face and I literally ate her out like she was a bag of chips.
That guy glued his girlfriend's pubes to his face and then licked her like she was a popsicle.
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When a dude is giving a woman the business from behind, he’s not just fucking her, he’s making her hairier berries than a normal person ever could.
He fucked her from behind and made her berries look like a hairball from a cat.
That guy gave her the business from behind and turned her into a hairy berry machine.
He flipped her over and made her berries look like a full-grown forest.
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