Hairy Italian

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A guy with a bush like a lion's fur shoves his stiff meat into a plate of spaghetti.
My uncle did this at the restaurant and got kicked out.
He tried to eat the pasta with his penis and failed.
The waiter called him a 'walking meatball'.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man with a beard and a bush sticks his hard cock into a bowl of noodles like it's a soup.
He did it at the buffet and got a free dessert.
His girlfriend laughed so hard she spilled her wine.
The manager said he was the best customer ever.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy with hair on his head and his crotch shoves his stiff rod into a plate of pasta like it's a salad.
He did it at the family dinner and no one spoke for a week.
The kids thought it was a new kind of pizza.
His dad said it was the most embarrassing thing ever.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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