Hairy Houdiener

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A person who vanishes like a fart in a windstorm and calls it a day with no shame.

I messaged him 10 times and he just blocked me. What a f***ing coward.

He stood me up at the concert and never explained why. Total piece of s***.

She ghosted me after our third date. I’m still f***ing confused.

A human who disappears without a trace and thinks it’s a smart move.

He left me hanging at the bar and never came back. That’s the worst.

I texted him ‘I love you’ and he just vanished. What a s***head.

She ghosted me right after I asked her to be my girlfriend. That’s not cool.

A person who cuts out of your life like a f***ing knife and doesn’t look back.

He ignored my calls for a week and then just vanished. That’s brutal.

She ghosted me after I sent her a heart-melting message. Total b***h.

He stood me up at my birthday party and left me f***ing embarrassed.